Minstrel
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A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent
to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he
discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor..
The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate
today, but this new procedure is a little different from what
you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right
side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate,
take a deep breath and say, '99'."
The guy obeys and says, '99'!
The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side
and again, while I repeat the check, please take a deep
breath and say, '99'."
Again, the guy says, '99'.
The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to
lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm
going to check your prostate with this hand, and with
the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis and
your testicles, to keep them out of the way. Now take
a deep breath and say, '99'."
The guy begins, 'One ... Two .... Three
to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he
discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor..
The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate
today, but this new procedure is a little different from what
you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right
side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate,
take a deep breath and say, '99'."
The guy obeys and says, '99'!
The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side
and again, while I repeat the check, please take a deep
breath and say, '99'."
Again, the guy says, '99'.
The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to
lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm
going to check your prostate with this hand, and with
the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis and
your testicles, to keep them out of the way. Now take
a deep breath and say, '99'."
The guy begins, 'One ... Two .... Three
