BuffaloBob
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- Jan 6, 2005
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Minelab Ex-Terra 70
White's Classic II
2014-2015 Colorado Gold Camp Prospector
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Preist and Pilot - It's The Results That Count
Silly one...
The Pilot and the Priest
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who ' s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, ' Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven ? '
The guy replies, ' I ' m Jack, retired airline pilot from Houston . '
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, ' Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom. ' The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
Next, it ' s the priest ' s turn. He stands erect and booms out, ' I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary ' s for the last 43 years. '
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, ' Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.
' Just a minute, ' says the good father. ' That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?
'Up here - we go by results, ' says Saint Peter. ' When you preached - people slept. When he flew, people prayed. '
Silly one...
The Pilot and the Priest
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who ' s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, ' Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven ? '
The guy replies, ' I ' m Jack, retired airline pilot from Houston . '
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, ' Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom. ' The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
Next, it ' s the priest ' s turn. He stands erect and booms out, ' I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary ' s for the last 43 years. '
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, ' Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.
' Just a minute, ' says the good father. ' That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?
'Up here - we go by results, ' says Saint Peter. ' When you preached - people slept. When he flew, people prayed. '
