Polpular misconceptions about metal detectorists? ....

Mi$$ouri Jim

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Metal detecting Zen by Buckram:



Once when I was about to start detecting at a small lake, a fisherman gave me a sneer and said, "I'll bet when you bought that thing, you really thought you were going to get rich, didn't you?" I just smiled and replied, "No, sir. When you bought that rod and reel, did you think you were going to start a fish market?"

Good one Buckram! :D
 

The one i probably hear the most, where ever i am. Is from the person that runs across the street and asks me; After i'm done there, would i have time to come over and edge his lawn. Just along the side walk, real quick? Pleeease? HH
 

I won't go until i put fresh white tape on my glasses, put my pocket protector and knee pads on. And put my plaid shirt on thats too small.
 

Your legs MUST be absolutely WHITE to complete the look . You must also leave a shuffle trail when you walk . What with being too old to lift your feet . When you bend over to dig a target you should look around when you're finished with a pained look on your face as if to be looking for help getting up .
 

LOL your right it doesn't hurt to have blinding white legs. Except when i'm wearing my high water pants
 

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