POLITE WAY TO PEE

[jeff of pa]

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:



"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"



Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."



The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.



What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I
really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."



"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the
dinner table.



And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your
good manners?"



I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
after dinner."



The teacher fainted.

 

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[Cynangyl]

lol little johnny...always good for a laugh!

 

[hollowpointred]

hahahahahahA! ................thanks i needed that!

 

[weasel606]

now that was a good one , thanks

 

[stefen]

Would you please excuse me, I must go wrestle with a snake

 

[Eu_citzen]

Hope the snake is not poisonous!

 

[stefen]

Has been known to cause havoc on occasions.

Its been said that it has a mind of its own

Low IQ though