Picture on the nightstand

Mighty AP

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Livin' in a tar-paper shack in the woods of Easter
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Fisher F70, Whites QXT, Garrett Pro-Pointer, "Mighty" Diggin' Tool
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery." ;D
 

HAHAHHAHAHAAA!! oh man...i needed that!! where the hell have you been AP?! ??? ::)
 

TreasureTales said:
Didn't Danny Bonaduce have a similar experience?

I dunno about Danny, but I sure did.....

No, we didn't get THAT far, LOL! Just dancing. s/he was pretty doggone hot in that fishnet outfit, too! Until s/he spoke, of course.... AYE CARRUMBA! ??? ??? ??? ??? :'( :'( :'(
 

Jeffro said:
TreasureTales said:
Didn't Danny Bonaduce have a similar experience?

I dunno about Danny, but I sure did.....

No, we didn't get THAT far, LOL! Just dancing. s/he was pretty doggone hot in that fishnet outfit, too! Until s/he spoke, of course.... AYE CARRUMBA! ??? ??? ??? ??? :'( :'( :'(

How many drinks did you have before you invited her/him to dance? Alcohol always makes the 5 o'clock shadow less noticeable, don't you agree!? :D
 

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