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Boy, I tell you the internet is a wonderful thing. It's a place where you can buy anything from soup to nuts.

The best part is that is doesn't stop at material things either.

Having no luck paying for an online dating service and getting no bites? Cancel that subscription today and buy one! There are plenty of lovely ladies from around the world waiting to be bought. You have several choices from countries like Russia, Asia,and South America just to name a few.

The one thing I am uncertain of is the 'return policy", if you're not fully satisfied with your purchase.
 

I think anyone that would have to resort to that source would pretty much be satisfied by anything. It's trying to keep them from leaving you after they become citizens that would be the biggest problem.
 

Saw a true crime show where the guy got a real babe from overseas, showered her with gifts, made her a partner in his business. Long story short after she became a millionaire the guy wound up dead!
 

Maybe the old principal works best...Why buy a cow when the milks free...
 

Maybe the old principal works best...Why buy a cow when the milks free...

I always say why Buy a Cow that hasn't already been turned into
Stakes & Burgers & thrown in the freezer.

The one thing I am uncertain of is the 'return policy", if you're not fully satisfied with your purchase.

as far as "return policy" I'd rather free replacement every 2 years.
after all, once you have them, they never get younger,
and upkeep can get more complicated.
 

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as far as "return policy" I'd rather free replacement every 2 years.

I guess you would have to check the warranty on that. I would assume that your replacement that you're talking about, would fall under the upgrade category and come with a hefty increase.

I guess we'll have to wait for someone with the actual experience in this area to chime in :laughing7:
 

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