A guy in a bar is so drunk he can hardly stay on the stool. The
bartender says, "Hey buddy, I think you had enough, I'm shuttin
you off." "What for," says the guy. "Because you're drunk," the bartender replies. "I ain't drunk & I'll prove it," the lush says,
"See that cat coming in the door, he only has one eye." The
bartender says, "Wow buddy, you're more plastered than I thought,
that cat ain't coming in, he's going out!"
bartender says, "Hey buddy, I think you had enough, I'm shuttin
you off." "What for," says the guy. "Because you're drunk," the bartender replies. "I ain't drunk & I'll prove it," the lush says,
"See that cat coming in the door, he only has one eye." The
bartender says, "Wow buddy, you're more plastered than I thought,
that cat ain't coming in, he's going out!"
