old guy in Home Depot

[USTiger]

I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I
guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other.. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big
blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.

 

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[stefen]

Same joke for the last 3 weeks

 

[sniffer]

I liked that one, so did my wife

 

[Shortstack]

WifeLovers Unite!!!!!!!!!

 

[truckinbutch]

Same joke for the last 3 weeks

Some people don't get out much . Still a good joke
Jim

 

[Honest Samuel]

I would like a girlfriend like that in # 1.