Obama fan

[Old Dog]

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.



The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."

 

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[Smee]

Which one of the "57 States" was his parents originally from?

 

[stefen]

The names Obama and Hillary are interchangeable

 

[Sky_Warrior]

LOL ur absolutely right..............................HOORAY JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEMPER FI

 

[DANGLANGLEY]

DANG, the government has been keeping us in the dark for so long that we never knew more states were added to the union......


LOL, that was toooooo funny!

DANGLANGLEY

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

Johnny for president ....



Ray S

 

[Old Dog]

Hey guys,
I'm still thinking about writing in Ted Nugent !

Thom

 

[aa battery]

Maybe when president he is going to split up Texas and California plus annex Mexico.

 

[Old Dog]

He would probably go to Florida and catch all those big aligators,
and put them in the Rio Grande !

LOL
Thom

 

[Findone]

If Obama has been in fifty seven states, and still has one more to go, that would make fifty eight states, and if he hasn't been to Alaska or Hawaii: wouldn't that make it SIXTY states?
I'm so confused.
Leon

 

[Old Dog]

I'm wondering myself about the 57 States.
And the Dems think this rocket surgeon is smarter than Bush?

Thom

 

[greydigger]

" rocket surgeon " I like that !