bigscoop
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- Jun 4, 2010
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- Detector(s) used
- Older blue Excal with full mods, Equinox 800.
- Primary Interest:
- All Treasure Hunting
I told this story to someone the other day and they thought I should post it here so you guys will have a heads up.
Anyway, not too long ago I was detecting a beach one night when I got approached by a very attractive young lady carrying a scoop and a detector. Needless to say, “I was certainly going to pause what I was doing to talk to her.”
Now the first thing that struck me about her as she drew closer was amount of makeup she was wearing, a curious note for a beach going babe wearing a thong and a tiny string for a swim suit top, but hey, who was I to complain. And that smile, perhaps way too inviting to resist. Anyhow, soon she was standing right in front of me and with a most gracious smile she asked me what I was looking for on such a fine evening. “Oh, whatever I can come up with,” I replied.
“Well,” she remarked, with a sexy smile, “I can show you where all the really good stuff is at, but it will cost you.”
“Really,” I replied, “How much? And what will I find?”
“Well,” she explained, “One scoop is $100, two scoops is $200, and after that each additional scoop is just $50. A single tone is $75, multiple tones are $225.00, and if you run my batteries dry it’s an additional $150.” She paused for a moment to allow me a few seconds to think about it, and then she added, “I promise you’ll discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. So what do you think, are you up for some really exciting beach hunting tonight?”
Well, I have to admit, I did think about it for a brief second, but I mean really, what a scam! There was no way in world she could possibly know where that kind of treasure was hidden. I mean, what did she take me for, a complete idiot!
PS: she also had the nerve to tell me she didn't discriminate!
(This is just a little spoof in good fun, didn't really take place.)
Anyway, not too long ago I was detecting a beach one night when I got approached by a very attractive young lady carrying a scoop and a detector. Needless to say, “I was certainly going to pause what I was doing to talk to her.”
Now the first thing that struck me about her as she drew closer was amount of makeup she was wearing, a curious note for a beach going babe wearing a thong and a tiny string for a swim suit top, but hey, who was I to complain. And that smile, perhaps way too inviting to resist. Anyhow, soon she was standing right in front of me and with a most gracious smile she asked me what I was looking for on such a fine evening. “Oh, whatever I can come up with,” I replied.
“Well,” she remarked, with a sexy smile, “I can show you where all the really good stuff is at, but it will cost you.”
“Really,” I replied, “How much? And what will I find?”
“Well,” she explained, “One scoop is $100, two scoops is $200, and after that each additional scoop is just $50. A single tone is $75, multiple tones are $225.00, and if you run my batteries dry it’s an additional $150.” She paused for a moment to allow me a few seconds to think about it, and then she added, “I promise you’ll discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. So what do you think, are you up for some really exciting beach hunting tonight?”
Well, I have to admit, I did think about it for a brief second, but I mean really, what a scam! There was no way in world she could possibly know where that kind of treasure was hidden. I mean, what did she take me for, a complete idiot!
PS: she also had the nerve to tell me she didn't discriminate!
(This is just a little spoof in good fun, didn't really take place.)
