Need a place to stay .

[truckinbutch]

My wife instructed me to go to the drug store and get something that would help me 'perform' with her .
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Got back from the drug store , walked in and dropped a bottle of diet pills on the couch beside her .....................................................................
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Her lawyer tells me that when he's done I will be homeless ......................

 

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[cybercop106]

Reminds me of the one where the guy put a six pack of beer in the cart and his wife had a crapload of cosmetics and soaps and stuff. She said "We can't afford that beer, and I need these things to make me look alluring." He said "That's what the beer is for, and it's a lot cheaper."
He tells me the swelling is starting to go down and he'll be able to see out of that eye soon.

 

[austin]

Too funny...

 

[stefen]

Try the animal shelter...it's for homeless critters...