Moses and Jesus--clean joke!!

kevo

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Mar 2, 2007
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Louisville, Kentucky
A man walks up to a very nice house that is in a very nice neighborhood. He breaks into the house and is shocked at all of the nice things. He starts taking everything-tv's, dvd players, etc when all of a sudden he hears a voice "Jesus is watching you". He stops for a second and then goes back to work. Then he hears the voice again, "Jesus is watching you". So he looks around and sees a bird sitting in a cage. He walked over and said "is that you talking" and the bird said "Jesus is watching you". So he said who are you, whats your name. The bird replied "Moses" and the robber asked the bird "what fool in their right mind would name a bird Moses" and then the bird responded "the same fool that named the rottweiler Jesus".
 

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