metaldetectorman
Greenie
Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a
motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker
stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells
them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling
balls.
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit
in the back with their bike will he take them and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the
back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way.
By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure
enough the Highway Patrol pulls him over for speeding. The good officer
asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies jokingly--
"Mexican eggs".
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a
look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets
on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as
possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many
officers. "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it - 2 have hatched
and they have managed to steal a motorbike already".
motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker
stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells
them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling
balls.
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit
in the back with their bike will he take them and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the
back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way.
By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure
enough the Highway Patrol pulls him over for speeding. The good officer
asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies jokingly--
"Mexican eggs".
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a
look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets
on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as
possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many
officers. "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it - 2 have hatched
and they have managed to steal a motorbike already".
