Flounder
Jr. Member
- Mar 9, 2014
- 48
- 35
- Primary Interest:
- All Treasure Hunting
Step one - Get hankering to buy detector.
Step two - Google for where to buy locally in my area, come up with nothing.
Step three - Decide to pop into a local chain sporting goods store "in hopes of", and find (with no research or insight on product) the Bounty Hunter brands are sold here. Take a stab and buy "middle" machine, Tracker II.
Step Four - Take it home, search local beach, find a few coins and lots of metal junk. Feel self getting hooked and wanting more.
Step five - Start research over, find forums and tons of conflicting advice. Go detecting.
Step six - Stop in local hardware store in search of beach scoop (as digging with hands isn't great). Get pointed to other local store that sells scoops (and White's and Fisher MD'ers). Ponder store's unGoogleabilty. Go detecting.
Step seven - Make trip to store, find it closed even though sign lists hours as hours it's open. Go detecting.
Step eight - Go back again, find store open. Find hidden amazing MD museum and knowledgeable dealer. Get advice that conflicts with forums and internet. Go detecting.
Step nine - Ask forum about White's three beginner units. Get conflicting information, consensus says if purchasing (crappy) beginner unit, get the GT.
Step ten - Realize family member has mid priced White's beginner series model that I can borrow. Borrow. Go detecting.
Step eleven - Agonize over buying used or buying new, have fun in mean time with borrowed unit. Find more coins on beach, get more hooked.
Step twelve - Rationalize buying GT, buy GT. Take out and find nothing. Take out again, find nothing. Take out again, find nothing.
Step thirteen - Draw on basic life experience and realize something is wrong with new unit. Swap coil from old unit to confirm.
Confirmed, new unit has issue not related to coil. Won't pinpoint or read anything in middle of coil. Preform beach test by burying already found coins of differing denominations. BH finds nothing. Borrowed mid level beginner White's finds all. New GT finds only quarter and it's very reluctant to do so.
Step fourteen - Take new purchase back to store that has no return policy. They graciously agree to refund as the unit just doesn't work after they test and confirm. Feel great relief as I realize that even if it had worked, it was the wrong machine for me. Ask dealer about PI, get told "don't do it". Also ponder CZ21 and Excalibur II. Intrigued by all, PI the most. Go detecting in rain and high wind.
Step fifteen - Think about things, realize I have a little bit more knowledge as I have been participating in forum and researching like mad. Begin to really ponder PI machine for my particular usage (beach and water).
Step sixteen - Come home, confirm via PM with PI enthusiast on forum the merits of PI for my area. Read other posters PI endorsement of certain brand, read all PI threads and discover pissing match and argument over certain brand, depth claims and Pulse Delay feature. More confusion than ever.
Step seventeen - Feel like PI (yet still unsure of brand/model) plus base level White's might be a great combo for me and my areas of hunting. See logic and fun in hot rod PI for beach that finds it all, and deep, as well as base White's for dry sand and other areas.
Step eighteen - Sit and write thread outlining in numerical order, experiences to date. Sit and ponder if I should go decent PI and lower level non PI like I think I maybe should, agonize of general lack of info on all things MD in relation to other hobbies. Wait for more insight. Have nagging feeling in back of mind about CZ21 and Excalibur II but cannot deny current PI interest. Look forward to going detecting where I can think clearly and have some fun.
That's it fellow noobs, 18 easy steps to all the answers to all things metal detecting.
Step two - Google for where to buy locally in my area, come up with nothing.
Step three - Decide to pop into a local chain sporting goods store "in hopes of", and find (with no research or insight on product) the Bounty Hunter brands are sold here. Take a stab and buy "middle" machine, Tracker II.
Step Four - Take it home, search local beach, find a few coins and lots of metal junk. Feel self getting hooked and wanting more.
Step five - Start research over, find forums and tons of conflicting advice. Go detecting.
Step six - Stop in local hardware store in search of beach scoop (as digging with hands isn't great). Get pointed to other local store that sells scoops (and White's and Fisher MD'ers). Ponder store's unGoogleabilty. Go detecting.
Step seven - Make trip to store, find it closed even though sign lists hours as hours it's open. Go detecting.
Step eight - Go back again, find store open. Find hidden amazing MD museum and knowledgeable dealer. Get advice that conflicts with forums and internet. Go detecting.
Step nine - Ask forum about White's three beginner units. Get conflicting information, consensus says if purchasing (crappy) beginner unit, get the GT.
Step ten - Realize family member has mid priced White's beginner series model that I can borrow. Borrow. Go detecting.
Step eleven - Agonize over buying used or buying new, have fun in mean time with borrowed unit. Find more coins on beach, get more hooked.
Step twelve - Rationalize buying GT, buy GT. Take out and find nothing. Take out again, find nothing. Take out again, find nothing.
Step thirteen - Draw on basic life experience and realize something is wrong with new unit. Swap coil from old unit to confirm.
Confirmed, new unit has issue not related to coil. Won't pinpoint or read anything in middle of coil. Preform beach test by burying already found coins of differing denominations. BH finds nothing. Borrowed mid level beginner White's finds all. New GT finds only quarter and it's very reluctant to do so.
Step fourteen - Take new purchase back to store that has no return policy. They graciously agree to refund as the unit just doesn't work after they test and confirm. Feel great relief as I realize that even if it had worked, it was the wrong machine for me. Ask dealer about PI, get told "don't do it". Also ponder CZ21 and Excalibur II. Intrigued by all, PI the most. Go detecting in rain and high wind.
Step fifteen - Think about things, realize I have a little bit more knowledge as I have been participating in forum and researching like mad. Begin to really ponder PI machine for my particular usage (beach and water).
Step sixteen - Come home, confirm via PM with PI enthusiast on forum the merits of PI for my area. Read other posters PI endorsement of certain brand, read all PI threads and discover pissing match and argument over certain brand, depth claims and Pulse Delay feature. More confusion than ever.
Step seventeen - Feel like PI (yet still unsure of brand/model) plus base level White's might be a great combo for me and my areas of hunting. See logic and fun in hot rod PI for beach that finds it all, and deep, as well as base White's for dry sand and other areas.
Step eighteen - Sit and write thread outlining in numerical order, experiences to date. Sit and ponder if I should go decent PI and lower level non PI like I think I maybe should, agonize of general lack of info on all things MD in relation to other hobbies. Wait for more insight. Have nagging feeling in back of mind about CZ21 and Excalibur II but cannot deny current PI interest. Look forward to going detecting where I can think clearly and have some fun.
That's it fellow noobs, 18 easy steps to all the answers to all things metal detecting.