LawrencetheMDer
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- Feb 22, 2014
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- š Honorable Mentions:
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- Detector(s) used
- Minelab Manticore, Minelab CTX3030 w 11" and 17" DD coils,
Minelab Excalibur II w 10" coil, Equinox 800 (4) w 11" and 15" coils,
Troy Shadow x2 w 7" coil, Pointers; Garrett Carrot, Pro Find 35,
- Primary Interest:
- Beach & Shallow Water Hunting
Trigger Warning: This post contains humor...to those who think it is funny. May be upsetting if you donāt think it is funny. So donāt read this post if youāre not going to think it is funny.
Rated (*****) stars by those who have read it.
Decided to dry sand hunt a popular beach on the west side of Florida in cold and dreary conditions. As typical this time of year and climate, to my advantage few souls were on the 2 mile beach. I usually hunt in the surf, but I was in there for 4 hrs the other day and got a little hypothermia and nothing much else. The next day after that hunt my head was killing me ā a sign of hypothermia from the day before. Water just didnāt look inviting, today.
It was an hour into my 4 hr beach hunt with my Equinox 800 with 15ā coil, when I came across a vape pen, tip and battery. Said āHybridā on the side and āTrulieveā running along the tip. Looked it up on Google and it is a medical thc tip, 78% pure. Someone said that āIt worked AND it worked!ā But Iām not sure whoā¦
How do I get back to my car?
After meandering the high tide line for about an hour, I next came across an unused (thankfully) pair of āMagnumā condoms in foil-type packaging. I think theyāre an extra large size so they might fit and so I asked my wife about trying them out - Now this is where the death part comes inā¦.
I was just joking!
Just before I finished my hunt I came across a cremation tag from the āLakelandā crematory. In my 5 month hunting season along the west coast of Florida I come across 5 ā 6 cremation tags a year. Earlier this year I even wrote a short review about cremation tags on TreasureNet.com. Iāve seen tags from Lakeland before. Someday, possibly sooner then I expect, a metal detectorist is going to find a tag with my number on it! By the way, I throw them back in after documenting them. Hint hint.
Metal detecting, drugs, sex and death; well, maybe not the sex part but an interesting hunt nevertheless. Hopefully, death, will not soon follow...now what did I do with that vape pen
Happy Hunting
Honey, I hate to see them go to waste!
$#%**&@&#+ Over my dead body!
And I wouldnāt put it past you!
Rated (*****) stars by those who have read it.
Decided to dry sand hunt a popular beach on the west side of Florida in cold and dreary conditions. As typical this time of year and climate, to my advantage few souls were on the 2 mile beach. I usually hunt in the surf, but I was in there for 4 hrs the other day and got a little hypothermia and nothing much else. The next day after that hunt my head was killing me ā a sign of hypothermia from the day before. Water just didnāt look inviting, today.
It was an hour into my 4 hr beach hunt with my Equinox 800 with 15ā coil, when I came across a vape pen, tip and battery. Said āHybridā on the side and āTrulieveā running along the tip. Looked it up on Google and it is a medical thc tip, 78% pure. Someone said that āIt worked AND it worked!ā But Iām not sure whoā¦
How do I get back to my car?
After meandering the high tide line for about an hour, I next came across an unused (thankfully) pair of āMagnumā condoms in foil-type packaging. I think theyāre an extra large size so they might fit and so I asked my wife about trying them out - Now this is where the death part comes inā¦.
I was just joking!
Just before I finished my hunt I came across a cremation tag from the āLakelandā crematory. In my 5 month hunting season along the west coast of Florida I come across 5 ā 6 cremation tags a year. Earlier this year I even wrote a short review about cremation tags on TreasureNet.com. Iāve seen tags from Lakeland before. Someday, possibly sooner then I expect, a metal detectorist is going to find a tag with my number on it! By the way, I throw them back in after documenting them. Hint hint.
Metal detecting, drugs, sex and death; well, maybe not the sex part but an interesting hunt nevertheless. Hopefully, death, will not soon follow...now what did I do with that vape pen
Honey, I hate to see them go to waste!
$#%**&@&#+ Over my dead body!
And I wouldnāt put it past you!
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