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Whites and Garrett. I use several machines, the ace 350 is a nice machine. I have a 5900, 6000, whites.
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001.webp If you were wondering, just read this.
 

Darn tootin' --- at least that's the way it used to be.
 

Now let's see the list of "Disadvantages of being a man" ;) :evil5:
 

I have worked with tools most of my life and I still have to say "righty tighty....lefty loosey" .
 

Disadvantages:
Sex ain't free ever and it happens a lot less when you marry.
Fishing, hunting. MDing and football take a big back seat to gardening.
The guest room ain't for guests, it's for her mother.
You best buy a car/truck with fold down seats cause if you screw up you're sleeping in it.
When you sit down to your favorite meal you better hide your wallet.
When folks say they are "happily married" they are lying their butts off.
If Jared's, Tiffany and Nieman Marcus are next to each other, "he went to Jared's" ain't gonna get it.
When car shopping for you, Corvette, Camaro and Mustang are forbidden words.
She loves opera, you love Vince Gill's "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long".
Well, there are about a hundred more, but space don't permit.
 

We pay for the dresses jewelry and panties we also have to carry the extra luggage and when there done with

Your credit cards you'll wish you could change your name
 

Disadvantages:
Sex ain't free ever and it happens a lot less when you marry.
Fishing, hunting. MDing and football take a big back seat to gardening.
The guest room ain't for guests, it's for her mother.
You best buy a car/truck with fold down seats cause if you screw up you're sleeping in it.
When you sit down to your favorite meal you better hide your wallet.
When folks say they are "happily married" they are lying their butts off.
If Jared's, Tiffany and Nieman Marcus are next to each other, "he went to Jared's" ain't gonna get it.
When car shopping for you, Corvette, Camaro and Mustang are forbidden words.
She loves opera, you love Vince Gill's "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long".
Well, there are about a hundred more, but space don't permit.
Lotta space Austin. Go for it!
Just don't let her be checking your posts.
Could ruin Fathers Day for you.
And Fathers Day Night...
HH Ray
 

Still works for me! After 61yrs!
I have worked with tools most of my life and I still have to say "righty tighty....lefty loosey" .
 

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