Malicious Fecal Distribution

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?Malicious Fecal Distribution?: You Won?t Believe the Incredibly Vile Act This Homeowner Caught on His Security Cam | Video | TheBlaze.com

You Won’t Believe the Incredibly Vile Act This Homeowner Caught on His Security Cam



An Albuquerque, New Mexico, man was in for a vile surprise when he realized that a random woman has been defecating next to his house during her morning jogs. The bizarre and grotesque act — which has purportedly occurred at least four times — has been caught repeatedly on a security camera.

The homeowner, who wishes to remain anonymous and goes by the alias “Bobby,” went to local ABC affiliate KOAT-TV with the footage in an effort to try and track the woman down — or to, at the least, shame her into stopping the unsanitary antics.

Hear Bobby discuss the issue and see security footage, below:

“[She] drops her pants and lets go, puts her shorts back up without any wipe, nothing else,” Bobby said of the woman’s now-regular act. “This is malicious fecal distribution. She’s come back four times.”

The bizarre act first took place on Easter Sunday and it has since continued. KOAT-TV said that the victim has no idea why his home has become the unidentified woman’s “personal toilet,” but he pledges to take action if he catches her in the act.

“If it happens again, I want to run out there with the hose and hose her down and say, ‘bad human,’” Bobby also told the outlet.

But he’s really just hoping the media reports will simply shame the woman into stopping. We’ll have to wait and see if his plan works.
 

Malicious Fecal Distribution :tongue3:

Maybe she was a Poodle in a past life

The hose Idea & "Bad Human !" sounds fun though :laughing7:

here's an idea I'm sure they could round up 3 people to
Judge her poop as she does it each day

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I'd make some signs that say "Smile, You're On Candid Camera", and post some pics for her to see...

She is no different that a pervert exposing himself (herself) in public...
 

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