Burdie
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> Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
> > children what their fathers did for a living.
> >
> > All the typical answers came up -
> > Fireman, Truck Driver, Salesman, etc.. Johnny was being
> > uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
> >
> > "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in
> > front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to
> > the alley with some guy for money."
> >
> > The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement immediately changed the
> > subject and hurriedly set the other children to work on a coloring
> > project.
> > She then took Little Johnny aside and asked him, "Is that really true
> > about your father?"
> >
> > "No," said Johnny, "He's the defensive coordinator at the University of
> > Nebraska. I was just too embarrassed to say that."
Burdie
> > children what their fathers did for a living.
> >
> > All the typical answers came up -
> > Fireman, Truck Driver, Salesman, etc.. Johnny was being
> > uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
> >
> > "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in
> > front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to
> > the alley with some guy for money."
> >
> > The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement immediately changed the
> > subject and hurriedly set the other children to work on a coloring
> > project.
> > She then took Little Johnny aside and asked him, "Is that really true
> > about your father?"
> >
> > "No," said Johnny, "He's the defensive coordinator at the University of
> > Nebraska. I was just too embarrassed to say that."
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