truckinbutch
Silver Member
Little Johnnie and Little Tommie's Dad
calls Momma one summer day and tells her to send the boys out for ice cream so he can sneak home for a "NOONER".
Kids eat ice cream fast and John and Thom come back to a house with all doors locked and the blinds pulled down .
John checks every opening and finally pulls himself up by his fingertips on a livingroom window sill to peer under the blind .
Dropping to the ground he hisses "Thom ! Thom ! C'mere , you gotta see this !"
Little Thom struggles up on his brother's back to peer under the window blind and then drops to the ground in a disgusted posture with his hands on his hips .
"Well ! I'll be Da##ed !"
"That's right ,"says Johnnie ,"and you remember that that's the same Da##ed WOMAN that beat your azz for sucking your thumb !"
calls Momma one summer day and tells her to send the boys out for ice cream so he can sneak home for a "NOONER".
Kids eat ice cream fast and John and Thom come back to a house with all doors locked and the blinds pulled down .
John checks every opening and finally pulls himself up by his fingertips on a livingroom window sill to peer under the blind .
Dropping to the ground he hisses "Thom ! Thom ! C'mere , you gotta see this !"
Little Thom struggles up on his brother's back to peer under the window blind and then drops to the ground in a disgusted posture with his hands on his hips .
"Well ! I'll be Da##ed !"
"That's right ,"says Johnnie ,"and you remember that that's the same Da##ed WOMAN that beat your azz for sucking your thumb !"
