signal_line
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- Nov 14, 2011
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Three guys were exploring the jungle and a tribe of cannibals captured them. They planned to boil them and use their hides to skin their boats. They were give one last request. The first guy said he wanted a good meal and some alcohol. The second guy said he wanted a native women to sleep with. The third guy said he wanted a fork. “A fork?” So they gave the fork. He started stabbing himself all over. “You’ve not going to make a boat out of me!!!”