IT FINALLY ARRIVED!!!

[Wily Dunk]

I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.

It contained:

· An aspirin and a band-aid.

· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker

· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster

· A 'Tax the Rich' banner

· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

· An application for food stamps

· A prayer rug

· A letter asking me to sign my debt to my grandchildren

· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my /\ss.

Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon...

 

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[davest]

wait a minute.

You actually bought a "Si Robinson Signature Edition BH Pioneer 202"?

I'm impressed.

btw, I'm glad what you posted wasn't political. It probably would have been deleted if it was.

 

[Chadeaux]

wait a minute.

You actually bought a "Si Robinson Signature Edition BH Pioneer 202"?

I'm impressed.

btw, I'm glad what you posted wasn't political. It probably would have been deleted if it was.

Well. his package was probably more like the one I received.

It contained a coupon in the name of a local landscaping company telling them to shove a leaf blower up my butt while standing near a burning trash pile.

 

[Goose-0]

Political posts? No. (That is 'no' in Spanish)