ScubaDetector
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They saw a lion running through the jungle eating all the elephant cwap he could find. All they could summarize is the lion had just ate a lawyer and he was trying to get the foul taste out of his mouth.
And then there was a couple that got into a horrible car accident and died. In heaven they asked St Peter if they could be married. St Peter said wait a couple of years and if you still feel the same way get back with me. A few years past and they came back to him. St Peter said give it just two more short years please. So another two years pass and they go back to him. St Peter says fine and in a few months they had a wonderful wedding. After a couple of weeks though they realized being married wasn't right for them and went back to St Peter to ask for a divorce. St Peter was flabbergasted and exclaimed. It took us 4 years to find a preacher in heaven and now you want us to find a lawyer?
And then there was a couple that got into a horrible car accident and died. In heaven they asked St Peter if they could be married. St Peter said wait a couple of years and if you still feel the same way get back with me. A few years past and they came back to him. St Peter said give it just two more short years please. So another two years pass and they go back to him. St Peter says fine and in a few months they had a wonderful wedding. After a couple of weeks though they realized being married wasn't right for them and went back to St Peter to ask for a divorce. St Peter was flabbergasted and exclaimed. It took us 4 years to find a preacher in heaven and now you want us to find a lawyer?
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