iBoob

[Gypsy Heart]

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip

that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will

cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major

breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at

their breasts and not listening to them.



Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

 

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[Montana Jim]

LMAO... okay... now's thats comedy.

 

[jeff of pa]

Will they work like Headphones ?

Where's the Volume Control ?
Don't answer that

 

[stefen]

According to Apple, this is a hands-free listening device...the i-Boob-2 will be visual...

Apple also solved the bouncing signal

 

[Green1]

brilliant !!!!

 

[levis_dad]

Do you have a picture?

 

[packerbacker]

Stereo??

 

[Montana Jim]

If I can get some twins... is surround sound an option?

 

[Colonial KirkPA]

That is KirkPA hilarious now!

 

[VERMONTPACKRAT]

Where is the volume control...........
Now that funny !!

VPR

 

[Ascholten]

umm what if I want a Quadraphonic system, or better yet... I want surround sound!!

Aaron

 

[stefen]

Where is the volume control...........
Now that funny !!

VPR

Yeah, when you tweek the volumn control the antennae goes up.

 

[Michigan Badger]

Will they work like Headphones ?

Where's the Volume Control ?
Don't answer that

LOL! Good one Jeff!

 

[Mainedigger]

 

[packerbacker]

Just pray it doesn't come with a big screen!

 

[stefen]

Since I am a stock holder in Apple, I have been asked to be a beta-tester...

I defy you to find the implant site...I have eyeballed all possible locations and am now going to use the vibra-probe...

This may get outa hand

 

[packerbacker]

I guess they DO come with woofers!

 

[stefen]

I guess they DO come with woofers!

Those little hummers er, woofers are matched and balanced. Get a good resinance when tweeked.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

I heard that they are working on an upgrade, a little screen that has captions of what the woman is saying.

Best of both worlds.

 

[Urban Prospector]

The sign languge / Braile version is outstanding.