> A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
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> He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him
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> Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
> I won't put it on, but I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
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> She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
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> The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
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> He never heard the shot.
>
> He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him
>
> Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
> I won't put it on, but I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
>
> She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
>
> The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
>
> He never heard the shot.
