Home Depot Scam warning!

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A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers:

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their ###### almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start undressing…
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also August 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.
You have been warned.
 

Whatever you do, DO NOT Call the police. The police will scare them away. We can find them on our own. We can form the TreasureNet Detective Agency and send in undercover agents to get more evidence ;) :D ;D. Where is this happening exactly that way we can dispatch the local team of detectives ;D.
 

just make sure to have lots of spare wallets with no money in em -- ;D
 

Tom_in_CA said:
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers:

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their ###### almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start undressing…
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also August 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.
You have been warned.

Dang Tom!

You should be more careful. :-\

Next time, take some cuffs and put them under house arrest....Your house. ;D
 

This is bunk.

I went to Home Depot today and was ran over by some old battle ax in an electric scooter.

My hearing and eyesight is going and all I recall is that she flashed me with her magic wand and said something about having sex with myself.

And I really needed my windows washed too.

Damn.
 

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