HIRE A WOMAN AND GET THE JOB DONE

DeepseekerADS

Gold Member
Mar 3, 2013
14,880
21,733
SW, VA - Bull Mountain
Detector(s) used
CTX, Excal II, EQ800, Fisher 1260X, Tesoro Royal Sabre, Tejon, Garrett ADSIII, Carrot, Stealth 920iX, Keene A52
Primary Interest:
Other
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men
and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."

The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".

The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home".

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go
home "

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on
the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly
and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.

"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with the
chair. "
 

Not sure why this is in the comedy forum...but here's something kinda similar.


Farmer Frank had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing.

One day when he was out in the field, Frank's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Frank's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly.

At the wake, Frank's minister noticed that when the women offered their sympathy to Frank he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.

When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Frank and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?"

Well, Frank replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. The men all asked, 'Is that mule for sale!?'"
 

>:( she said. :BangHead:

:laughing7: LOVE IT! LAWL! That was funny! :laughing7:

Hey, good thing she didn't do it like most, with 38 years of nagging! :laughing7:
 

Last edited:

Top Member Reactions

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top