Helping Mr. Obama

[DeepseekerADS]

I'm a helpful chap. Obama's been caught in his own personal "Read My Lips, No New Taxes" moment. He said, "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it. Period."

Well, that wasn't true. So now he's changing the lie, saying, "You can keep your plan, if the plan didn't change since the law was passed."

Wait, what? People who's plans AREN'T changing are getting cancelled. That won't work either.

Here, let me give him an assist. This is what he can say:

Obama: "If You Like Your Heath Care Plan, You Can Keep It. Period."

Obama: "...oh.... Wait.... no, you can't.... ok...."

Obama: "What We Said Was You Can Keep It If It Hasn't Changed Since The Law Passed"

Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it?.... ok...."

Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One."

Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks a$$? .... ok...."

Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A Bad New One But At Least It Would Be Cheaper."

Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass, and it's wayyy more expensive? .... ok...."

Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One, And It Would Be Much More Expensive, But If You Got On The Website, We'd Pay For It."

Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks a$$, and it's wayyy more expensive, and you can't get on the website?" .... ok....

Obama: "What We Said Was, (Expletive deleted)

 

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[Chadeaux]

... wouldn't it have been so much easier to tell the truth from the beginning? That's how I was taught to do it. Less stuff to remember.