Giant Sell on Elf Tights?

[stefen]

Seems like there was a giant sell on Elf tights...

We now have Buckle Elf, Granny Elf and Sniffer Elf...how many more are out there tip-toeing around in thier gay green tight panties?

Have you ever seen a 6'-1" tall, 220 pound Elf with a beer belly and skinny legs enhanced with tight green elf panties, bouncing around doing their Elf-things?

Not a pretty sight!

Now you know why Santa has a big smile on his face.

Excuse me while I compose myself

Till next year, have a safe and sane holiday

 

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[shaun7]

Are these people that dress up to go on treasurenet, or real Elf's?

 

[stefen]

You tell me

 

[shaun7]

You tell me

It's a long story, and I only do it at weekends

 

[stefen]

I suppose there's a closet somewhere in that story as well

 

[shaun7]

I suppose there's a closet somewhere in that story as well

Nah, it's actually a tribute to one of the more stumpier members of this forum, and a personal hero of mine!

He's found loads of Cartwheel Pennies.

 

[stefen]

Coincidentally, I saw an Elf at lunch today...almost made me hurl chunks...

About 350 to 400 lbs, probably at least 2 ax handles wide...and wearing tight elf panties...

All that was lacking was a muffin top...

 

[shaun7]

Coincidentally, I saw an Elf at lunch today...almost made me hurl chunks...

About 350 to 400 lbs, probably at least 2 ax handles wide...and wearing tight elf panties...

All that was lacking was a muffin top...

Sounds like that could have been my hero

 

[stefen]

 

[aa battery]

Coincidentally, I saw an Elf at lunch today...almost made me hurl chunks...

About 350 to 400 lbs, probably at least 2 ax handles wide...and wearing tight elf panties...

All that was lacking was a muffin top...

that is impossible. 2ax handles. wat you measuring

 

[stefen]

Her ax

 

[aa battery]

Her ax

dude

 

[stefen]