Ghost in the Machine ?

[The.Boomer]

I don't know if it is the washer or dryer, but one of em keeps making my socks go missing

 

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[Rebel - KGC]

HA, HA, HA!

 

[The.Boomer]

Ya know Rebel, I really appreciate the fact that you seem to really get my sense of humor and take the time out to post your laughs, thank you bud.

 

[txkickergirl]

Its the washer...we took ours apart one day to work on it and must of found 10 sock that got sucked down under the middle round thing somehow.

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Boomer, YW.

 

[The.Boomer]

Its the washer...we took ours apart one day to work on it and must of found 10 sock that got sucked down under the middle round thing somehow.

Believe me I was more than ready to take 'em both apart the other day, but thank goodness clear thinking level headedness prevailed, (my wife stopped me). Besides they are already stealing my socks, I'd hate to see what kinda evil haunting devices they'd come up with if I took 'em apart and put them back together.

 

[Rebel - KGC]

DEMONIZED DOO-HICKY!

 

[Gypsy Heart]

I have heard that there is a dark tunnel connected to every washer...some kind of underground organization...and all socks end up being initiated into this cult....its said ...in hushed tones ...that their leader is this guy.....you might want to track him down....he hangs about houses close to all hallows eve

 

[Rebel - KGC]

BOO!

 

[Rebel - KGC]

The SECRET Order of Lost Socks, will now... come to order.

 

[Gypsy Heart]

I think you are thinking of the g'argyle order?

 

[Rebel - KGC]

 

[Rebel - KGC]

 

[Produce Guy]

I agree,it's your washing machine,mine does it all the time,also look under your dryer to find coins that come out of your pants.

 

[simplemaninpr]

If you lock the door of your washing machine, they can't escape! It's the combination of water, Tide, and the spin cycle that brings them to life. Once loose they create havoc with the dust bunnies, destroying their nest and eating their young. The only way to stop them is to unravel their toe seam and let their souls fall out!

Back in '03 there was a nest of them living in the Okefenokee Swamps down south between Orlando and Miami. It took a small army to drive them out. None were ever captured but, it was said that the alligators ate them.

I saw a pair running across the street once, and they were dirty! Look like they had been running a long time. Fearing for my safety I just kept on driving!

--Excerpts from the Dawn of the Sock Puppets!

 

[Kentucky Kache]

If you lock the door of your washing machine, they can't escape! It's the combination of water, Tide, and the spin cycle that brings them to life. Once loose they create havoc with the dust bunnies, destroying their nest and eating their young. The only way to stop them is to unravel their toe seam and let their souls fall out!

Back in '03 there was a nest of them living in the Okefenokee Swamps down south between Orlando and Miami. It took a small army to drive them out. None were ever captured but, it was said that the alligators ate them.

I saw a pair running across the street once, and they were dirty! Look like they had been running a long time. Fearing for my safety I just kept on driving!

--Excerpts from the Dawn of the Sock Puppets!

Did they smell like a skunk?