Geography of a Woman

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stefen

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Recieved this from my sister in La Connor Washington and thought I'd share a womans point of view (definately not mine):

Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.



Geography of a Man

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.
 

Cynangyl said:
oh no! I am France now and it looks like everything is downhill from here! :D

I better not say it ;D
 

Cynangyl said:
irbaddadjoe said:
Absolutely nothing wrong with being france! :-* ;)

awww thanks!! :D

stefen said:
Cynangyl said:
oh no! I am France now and it looks like everything is downhill from here! :D

I better not say it ;D

hmmm I am thinking it must not be good then! lol

It was good, believe me.

You just left a door open for a clever response...but I cannot sag to that level ;D
 

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