found some voodoo

johnrielly

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I hunted the woods yesturday and started off with a 1941 wheat then a silver braclet. Then I get a signal at the base of a large tree. I dig down and see a small jar filled with something wrapped up in purple tissuepaper. Well I was excited until I got it opened and saw the stuff in it.... This is the contents About 200 bath crystals which at first I thought was drugs.... Some used matches........A photo of a girl (nude)completly, with the face colored over with marker.........A photo of a big fat guy (nude)completly the face missing as well. with writing on the back that started off with the words I hope you pay for what you did to me and I hope they kill you. The you part was fuzzy and they rest was smudged........The next picture was cut into thin strips. I brought it home to show my wife because she wouldnt of believed me... She thinks maybe this girl might have been raped and she was trying some witchcraft on the guy...She said I should have left it there because of bad luck.... I might post pic of the crystals but what would be the sense....I threw the rest away and will do the same with the crystals
 

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Intresting Finds John.
 

I didn't know they had Haitians that far north! :o Just kidding.Strange find indeed.I would of tried to ID the people probably,especially if I was in a smaller town.Just to find out the real deal of the "cursed" fatman.He could be a sexual predator or something.He could be living in your neighborhood! Yup,curiousity would have got the better of me on this one.
 

J,

strange..

Some strange folks out there; I would
have left it where it was, bad juju, bad charms.

Again, strange find.

have a good un...........
 

Thats some bad ju-ju John. You've disturbed the spirits & the work they have been summoned to perform..........the only way to right this wrong is to do exactly what Im about to describe John. This is very important. First, take a large bowl & remove your RIGHT sock and place it in the bowl. Next, place three hairs from someone you love in the bowl. Then go outside & check the air pressure in all four tires on your car or truck, inflate as needed. Next, fill the bowl halfway with urine from a family pet, cover with leaves from a maple tree. Go to the grocery store & purchase 1 box of tampons, a large bag of M&Ms with peanuts & a fifth of 12 year old scotch. Mix in bowl vigorously! Now, take the bowl back to the spot you dug the voodoo jar at, but you must do this while wearing your wifes heels & you must walk backwards John, I cant stress how important this part is!! Also, to apease the spirits, your wife must take pics of you doing this & post them here! Leave the bowl at the base of the tree & you should be alright. Got it? Did I leave anything out guys? :D
 

Mighty AP said:
Thats some bad ju-ju John. You've disturbed the spirits & the work they have been summoned to perform..........the only way to right this wrong is to do exactly what Im about to describe John. This is very important. First, take a large bowl & remove your RIGHT sock and place it in the bowl. Next, place three hairs from someone you love in the bowl. Then go outside & check the air pressure in all four tires on your car or truck, inflate as needed. Next, fill the bowl halfway with urine from a family pet, cover with leaves from a maple tree. Now, take the bowl back to the spot you dug the voodoo jar at, but you must do this while wearing your wifes heels & you must walk backwards John, I cant stress how important this part is!! Also, to apease the spirits, your wife must take pics of you doing this & post them here! Leave the bowl at the base of the tree & you should be alright. Got it? Did I leave anything out guys? :D

Listen to AP he Knows what he's Saying ;D
 

jeff of pa said:
Mighty AP said:
Thats some bad ju-ju John. You've disturbed the spirits & the work they have been summoned to perform..........the only way to right this wrong is to do exactly what Im about to describe John. This is very important. First, take a large bowl & remove your RIGHT sock and place it in the bowl. Next, place three hairs from someone you love in the bowl. Then go outside & check the air pressure in all four tires on your car or truck, inflate as needed. Next, fill the bowl halfway with urine from a family pet, cover with leaves from a maple tree. Now, take the bowl back to the spot you dug the voodoo jar at, but you must do this while wearing your wifes heels & you must walk backwards John, I cant stress how important this part is!! Also, to apease the spirits, your wife must take pics of you doing this & post them here! Leave the bowl at the base of the tree & you should be alright. Got it? Did I leave anything out guys? :D

Listen to AP he Knows what he's Saying ;D

Damn straight! ;)
 

More than likely just a jilted lover. Probably jilted for good reason, by the sounds of things ;)
 

The Mighty AP was rite jon! but he forgot one part! while carring the bowl back to the tree wearing your wifes Highheels, you must sing THE WIZARD OF OZ SONG!!! ::)
 

Yes its witchcraft so the Wizard of Oz would fit right in.
Seriously ....you should have left it there and not messed with it.
But now that you have....hmmmmm...guess I would see if any fat men are missing in your town.... :)
 

Mighty AP said:
Also John, it wouldnt hurt to round up all the jewelry you have found in the last 90 days, put it all in a box & mail it to Gypsy. Sorry. The spirits would want it this way. ;D
Actually...that will be fine...I come from a long line of witches...The coven will be meeting towards the end of the month :o and I will see what we can do to remove any curse that you might have brought home with you!
And AP...so sorry about the donkey tail...mixed newt when I should have used hair of dog.....
 

Hi,
I usually set on the side lines and watch (listen?), but after reading your post thought I would put in my 2cents worth.
Check out Urban Treasure Hunting by Michael Chaplan. seems like he has found more than a few of these in northeast .
Cloudancer
 

I agree with all the ways to apease the spirits. leave nudie pics where you find them next time. gypsi will know what do and how to get rid of the bad mojo for ya. but i think you also have to send her some pure silver coins and a large diamond.... not sure though....
 

My wife is a witch(in many different ways) but in the vocational sense that is applicable to this thread. She says you may have stumbled into something really nasty and she has prescribed the burning of a lot of candles to cure your ails in this case. Im sure that there are certain colors that you may want to burn at different times perhaps in some particular order. I would advise that you go out and get some and I will attempt to extract some more details from her as the evening progresses,GL with your predicament.
 

We're off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the wonderful things he does.
We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of
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