Flirting with tellas for coin?

Eminem

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Anyone ever try flirting with tellas to get coin? I walk up to this bank every sat and find the most attractive tella there and it usually goes like this:

Me: I'd like all yo' half dollas
Tella: Sorry I can't sell those to you, you're account is flagged
Me: I'll take out all my money in my account if you don't sell me coin!
Tella: Sir the last time we sold you rolls you came in here demanding a refund and threaten to throw a roll of halves at my friend.
Me: I promise I won't hurt nobody this time.
Tella: sorry I can't sell you these
Me: I'd like to buy what you're sellin gorgeous ;D
Tella: I guess I can make an exception this time ;)

You guys think doughnuts and cupcakes get you coins? It's all about that sexual appeal boyz
 

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Anyone ever try flirting with tellas to get coin? I walk up to this bank every sat and find the most attractive tella there and it usually goes like this:

Me: I'd like all yo' half dollas
Tella: Sorry I can't sell those to you, you're account is flagged
Me: I'll take out all my money in my account if you don't sell me coin!
Tella: Sir the last time we sold you rolls you came in here demanding a refund and threaten to throw a roll of halves at my friend.
Me: I promise I won't hurt nobody this time.
Tella: sorry I can't sell you these
Me: I'd like to buy what you're sellin gorgeous ;D
Tella: I guess I can make an exception this time ;)

You guys think doughnuts and cupcakes get you coins? It's all about that sexual appeal boyz
Ok Eminem let the tellers out of your trunk and keep away from the river your a sick boy!!
 

Em ties girls to the bed and lights the house on fire. Ask Rihanna! HH
 

reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once -

"I have a perfect body,
It's in my trunk and starting to rot"
 

a teller, you need to read it as you would say it.

Tellas is the ghetto word that corresponds to the English word tellers, the plural of teller. Another example would be the ghetto word gangsta, which in English means gangster. It's a pretty dope way of speaking.
 

Anyone ever try flirting with tellas to get coin? I walk up to this bank every sat and find the most attractive tella there and it usually goes like this:

Me: I'd like all yo' half dollas
Tella: Sorry I can't sell those to you, you're account is flagged
Me: I'll take out all my money in my account if you don't sell me coin!
Tella: Sir the last time we sold you rolls you came in here demanding a refund and threaten to throw a roll of halves at my friend.
Me: I promise I won't hurt nobody this time.
Tella: sorry I can't sell you these
Me: I'd like to buy what you're sellin gorgeous ;D
Tella: I guess I can make an exception this time ;)

You guys think doughnuts and cupcakes get you coins? It's all about that sexual appeal boyz

We told you a long time ago you get more flies with honey. Yes bring her some cupcakes and keep calling her gorgeous.She will be puddy in your hands.
 

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