Husband and wife get together in the office of a marriage counselor for the first time. Wife totally unloads, over a half-hour about how her husband pays no attention to her whatsoever, all she does is cook and clean up, pick up after him, do his laundry, while they never go anywhere together or do anything together, and she just feels put upon and ignored, while all he does is drink beer with his buddies and goes fishing.
Marriage counselor rises from his chair, walks around his desk, takes the woman into his arms in a loving hug, then plants a big passionate kiss on her and whispers to her how she is the most wonderful woman in the world and deserves every bit of his love and devotion. She returns to her seat is amazement.
Then the counselor turns to the husband and sternly advises, "That is exactly what your wife needs at least three times every week! Are you capable of making that happen?"
Old boy sheepishly replies, "OK, I can drop her off here Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I'll be metal detecting!"
Marriage counselor rises from his chair, walks around his desk, takes the woman into his arms in a loving hug, then plants a big passionate kiss on her and whispers to her how she is the most wonderful woman in the world and deserves every bit of his love and devotion. She returns to her seat is amazement.
Then the counselor turns to the husband and sternly advises, "That is exactly what your wife needs at least three times every week! Are you capable of making that happen?"
Old boy sheepishly replies, "OK, I can drop her off here Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I'll be metal detecting!"
