capt_t
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Nine words women use...
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given five more minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means
she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements
A women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay
for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K U!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result
in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response
refer to #3.
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given five more minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means
she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements
A women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay
for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K U!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result
in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response
refer to #3.
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