Evil Ideas - do you get them?

Deft Tones

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Mar 24, 2016
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Case in point:

I moded a detector to a straight shaft.

Used this brand aluminum extension pole.
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Cut the inner pole down to length.
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Then think, "I could return this to the store"! >:D
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How about you?
 

Evil ideas?
I know not of what you speak.
:evil7:
 

Oh, I thought you meant something like taping a bobby pin to the bottom of your buddy's coil.
 

Hi; I'll take the 5th Amendment.!!! :icon_thumright: PEACE:RONB
 

Oh, I thought you meant something like taping a bobby pin to the bottom of your buddy's coil.

See, I knew I'm not the only one prone to jacked-up ideas. :tongue3:

Buddies Black coil, no cost to you. Black electrical tape, $1. One bobby pin, free. Watching your buddy pull his hair out because the bobby pin is taped to his coil...priceless!. :sign10:
 

Hahahaha, I had a wicked evil idea not long ago.
My mate and I, always go detecting together, and recently I found out he was doing a shifty and going to spots I had researched before we had gone together.

Now I am Buddhist, and don't let things get to me. But this did piss me off a little, so I had the idea that I would find a new old spot, and spread my 100's of no good 1c & 2c coins plus a few pennies around. And tell him I stopped at a spot during work (as I do) and got tons of hits straight up, "silver everywhere" :)

I know he would go there, and spend days digging crappy little 1 &2 cent coins, with a few crap pennies (keep him interested) for days, lol

Still seriously thinking of doing this. mwahahaha
 

Hi Kanga Woo; Sorry i got you beat. I loved it.!!! :tongue3: :laughing7: I used Aluminum foil & pull tabs.!!! :laughing7: PEACE:RONB :headbang:
 

That's messed up guys. A metal detector is like a woman, If it's not yours don't touch. Lol

HH RN
 

Hi Relic Nut; Mine likes to be spanked.!!! :laughing7: Just kidding. Maybe.!!! :tongue3: PEACE:RONB :laughing7:
 

Hi Relic Nut; Mine likes to be spanked.!!! :laughing7: Just kidding. Maybe.!!! :tongue3: PEACE:RONB :laughing7:
Wow!!! You shouldn't beat your machine.... I mean... Well what ever. Lol [emoji23] [emoji23]

HH RN
 

An evil idea, that cost me....
My boss, his boss, another suit with the company, and I were in a golf scramble for charity, it was a fundraiser for some guy who lost his leg to cancer or something....... turned out to be a drinking contest, so there was a good chance I was gonna show my ass by the end of the round.
So sure enough, the pranks and jokes were heating up......
When my boss was on the green, I was at the cart....I loosened, then removed the canvass belt that holds his bag on the back of the cart.
We get in, he's driving, accelerates.....and CRASH!.....his bag falls off, clubs rattling..... I start to laugh my ass off, cuz yea boy, I got him good!
His cell phone was in there.
Almost got fired.
 

what is his phone number?
 

I have had only one evil idea lately and that was to wait for Limitool to go on vacation and then detect his dirt road and surrounding area.
A reward is offered for his vacation info.:evil5:
 

How about spreading some BBS in their favorite hunting ground, hey while you're at a boatload of pull tabs for good measure.
 

Find a way to generate some electro magnetic interference when there detecting. Probably not that hard to do.
 

I have had only one evil idea lately and that was to wait for Limitool to go on vacation and then detect his dirt road and surrounding area.
A reward is offered for his vacation info.:evil5:

Well now... I hear (inside source) that Mr. Limitool is going on vacation the day after Christmas 2016 and won't return until Dec. 23, 2017.... :laughing7: I suggest to take your chances and bring dog treats also (a lot of them)! Stay tuned to plan changes.... :occasion14:
 

So that reminds me of a bachelor party for a partner of the company I was a manager for 17 years ago.

2nd month on the job I'm invited to the party which is going to be in Chicago.

We stop first to meet up with his frat buddy at his lake house a half hour outside the city. We dress to the nines and head across the lake for some socializing at the popular spot. Cruising back on the boat at no wake speed, 5 guys are sitting on the back of the boat with feet on the back seat, smoking and joking. I'm behind the wheel. The bachelor, my boss, leans over my shoulder from behind and whispers into my ear, "Hit the throttle. Send them into the lake."

I look back at him with a grin and say, "NO!"

He insists.

"You better have my back!", I warn.

1 brief full throttle. 5 men overboard. 5 toasted cell phones!

I thought I was done for. Those guys were ready to kill.

Boss bought them all new phones when we got to Chicago, so barely saved my skin.

Fortunately for that they ended up forgiving me and it ended well.
 

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