truckinbutch
Silver Member
the reincarnation of Huckleberry Finn , and a great American , had recurring bad luck with the professional ladies .
> Mistaking the manicurist in a Nevada house for a working girl , he flashed a wad of cash . Needing the money , she agreed . He pleasured her so well that she gave him a free manicure and sent him on his way with an invitation to return for a 'freebie'.
>Couple days later when she saw him walk through the door she ran toward him .
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>GET AWAY ! He screamed . Not only did you give me the crabs ; then , you cut off all my fingernails so I couldn't scratch !
> Mistaking the manicurist in a Nevada house for a working girl , he flashed a wad of cash . Needing the money , she agreed . He pleasured her so well that she gave him a free manicure and sent him on his way with an invitation to return for a 'freebie'.
>Couple days later when she saw him walk through the door she ran toward him .
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>GET AWAY ! He screamed . Not only did you give me the crabs ; then , you cut off all my fingernails so I couldn't scratch !