Duuuhhhhh ! They need someone that knows the lingo!

JOE(USA)

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Duuuhhhhh ! They need someone that know's the lingo!

Product Description for "The Advanced Metal Detector" $300.00 (Chinese?)
Authorized Famous Trails Dealer. Top of the Line, The Advanced Metal Detector features multi-tone discrimination for determining the possible type of metal you have detected. Requiring experience with metal detecting, The Advanced Metal Detector is an excellent tool to use when you already know what you are looking for, but just need to find it. The only in the line with accuracy targeting, The Advanced Metal Detector provides more accurate detection when the metal object is located in the center of the search coil.For no frills professional metal detection. No-frills professional model, the The Advanced Metal Detector features all the electronics of an industrial at a fraction of the cost. With the The Advanced Metal Detector you are in control. Eliminating the luxury of a display screen, The Advanced Metal Detector relies on triggering multi-tone discrimination for selecting between various types of metals. As the only in the line with an accuracy trigger designed into the donut-shaped search coil, the The Advanced Metal Detector accurately pin-points the identification of an object. Requiring a special skill for identifying subtle tone differences between various types of metals, The Advanced Metal Detector is a powerful tool for metal detection. For industrial professionals looking for an affordable method to detect metal objects within their construction zone, landscape or terrain, The Advanced Metal Detector will provide accurate detection of target objects. A professional tool for anyone who already knows what they are looking for but just needs to find it, the The Advanced Metal Detector features the widest detection area with an extra-large 9.5 inch waterproof search coil. With 3 control knobs that adjust discrimination, sensitivity and the frequency of the tone, detecting may require you to pick up a skill for determining slight differentiations between metal classes. However, with two toggle switches, normal/magnetic and discrimination/all-metal, f
 

Re: Duuuhhhhh ! They need someone that know's the lingo!

LOL, that sounds like something Jay Leno would read on his show whenever he gets a new instruction manual.

"Please to turn on the round device above the square device. Turn it to the clock. You will hear a small noise, that is nothing wrong." From the instruction manual of an alarm clock I bought several years ago - Made in China.
 

Re: Duuuhhhhh ! They need someone that know's the lingo!

Iam sitting here confused now :D
 

Re: Duuuhhhhh ! They need someone that know's the lingo!

From one Joe to another! I hope that you are not contemplating Buying this Sino Special! Whoever wrote their
Manual must have had an English Dictionary in their hand. It's all Doubletalk! The Detector is for someone who knows what their looking for, but just needs to find it!!??!! What a Joke!

??? Joe
 

Re: Duuuhhhhh ! They need someone that know's the lingo!

Nope! Not going to buy that detector,just thought all of you might get a kick out of the ad. The old adage "there's a sucker born every minute" must be true! Actually it's sad that a new person to this hobby might br taken in and buy this junk.
 

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Re: Duuuhhhhh ! They need someone that know's the lingo!

I like the red berries, they taste like - Buuuurniiing....

-Ralfie Wiggum
 

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