A young boy enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his
customer, "This is Howie the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it
to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the
other, calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, Howie?"
Howie takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming
out of the ice cream store. "Hey, Howie! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
Howie licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the
dollar, the game's over!!!
customer, "This is Howie the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it
to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the
other, calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, Howie?"
Howie takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming
out of the ice cream store. "Hey, Howie! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
Howie licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the
dollar, the game's over!!!
