DOWSING 101

[stefen]

Recently I dowzed a reproduced topographic picture I found in the local newspaper and had some success using a pair of 1952 Studebaker radio antenae. Found a couple rusty tractor hulks and radiator and copper pipes parts from an old still...

The problem is that I tripped over a root while trapsing around in the woods, fell, and bent one of the rods. All attempts at repairing only resulted in breaking the rod.

Fortunately, I found a replacement from a 1966 Mercury Cougar at a local PIC-UR-PART junk car lot.

Now I'm getting mixed signals. Hell, I even tried to use a WWII zippo lighter on a string...and nothing....

Anybody have any crystal ball suggestions?

Dear Abby, My Horoscope, and Roto-Rooter are out so don't even go there.

As a side note, I keep getting my tongue wrapped around my eyetooth and can't see what I'm sayin...

 

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[truckinbutch]

I tried using two dried coon peckers to map dowse . All my images kept coming out cockeyed .

 

[stefen]

Otta try it with porkipinis things...they be forked and could throw you fir a curve...usually snag a ring or 2...

Tried to make a pendulum using Woodpeckers...gave me a headache...really FUBAR'd the table...

 

[Bigdogdad]

I think the problem may be that you have your head stuck in your fourth point of contact. Try holding your breath for about 10 minutes. Should do the trick.

 

[stefen]

I like it when a person can actually formed a thought using big words...