dose it happen to you

There's a lot of advice out there on how to handle observers and people who ask you to find stuff (mostly in books).? Funny thing to ask you to find, though.
 

there was a story passed around about a man who lived in Myrtle Beach or had a vacation home there...
One day he and his wife were out on the beach swimming and he lost his partial dentures or you know, it has 2-3 teeth
not a whole plate...
He thought he had lost it forever, but they stayed in the same house at the beach year after year, then
one year they were on the beach, about 20 years after the loss...
and he was walking along the beach picking up shells and he came accross his orriginal partial that he had lost 20 years earlier.
go figure the odds...
I don't know the guy, it was just a story I heard...
 

So these two old fellas are fishin' and one takes his false teeth out and puts them on the middle seat of the boat. His buddy thinks it would be fun to play a trick on him, so he takes his false teeth out, rinses them in the river, and switches them for his buddy's teeth without being seen. He rinses his buddy's teeth and puts them in his mouth. A few minutes later he says..."Hey..let's eat those 'samiches' your wife sent with us". His buddy picks the teeth up, rinses them in the river, and starts to chew a 'samich'....pretty quick he takes them out, looks at them, and says..."these darned things never did fit right!"....and sails them into the water. His stunned buddy sits there a minute...then takes the teeth in his mouth out and says ..."neither did these!"...zing into the water they go....
Sorry....seemed like a good place for some Okie redneck humor!!
 

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