does this sound about right? every picture tells a story dont it..

[ohiowhiteguy]

does this sound about right? every picture tells a story don't it..

hey guy's and gal's i went out to a house i recently got permission and found these goodies.
i think i figured out how i came across these items.
a guy came home drunk (beer tab) he couldn't get his front door open.
his hemorrhoids were on fire.
he was out of his hemorrhoid cream (empty)
he then took off his belt (buckle)
then he turned on the outside faucet to cool down his roids. (handle)
he fell down and lost some change and his wedding ring and his house key( key.change and ring)
then he shot himself..(shells)
just a guess..anyone have any other ideas?
anyway just thought i would share this.
happy hunting...
OWG...

 

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[TimberCrack]

Now thats a good one....I concur with story if you find any gold fillings...HEHEHE

 

[BosnMate]

Your story is logical, except I doubt he would have to shoot himself 3 times with a shotgun, which probably means his wife was
really really mad at him, and shot him three times, then threw her wedding band at his bleeding body. You will have to search
the property more to see if she was caught and sent to jail.

 

[ohiowhiteguy]

i'm going back out there today..no telling what i might find...
OWG.

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Made me LAWL! The hubby had one of those nights, once. Said he fell down in the neighbors bushes walking home. Wanted me to get the detector, to find his phone for him. Didn't need it, eyeballed the phone, pack of smokes, lighter, change........

Asked him, what was he doin in the bushes (which was far from the road or walk path). He said he didn't want to get runned over, but he never thought the bushes would have attacked him!
He lived. HH!

 

[Red James Cash]

You will have to search
the property more to see if she was caught and sent to jail.

Just look for the part of the lawn or garden that seems to be growing better than the rest if it.