Does anyone else feel Gravity has increased lately?

[Sandman]

Lately at some parks and beaches I have noticed a marked increase in the amount of Gravity. It is getting harder to walk from the parking lot to the grass or the sand. Is anyone else noticing this?

 

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[BuffaloBob]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

Lately at some parks and beaches I have noticed a marked increase in the amount of Gravity. It is getting harder to walk from the parking lot to the grass or the sand. Is anyone else noticing this?

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[savant365]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

I turned 40 a month ago and just got my first pair a prescription glasses in my life this week, bifocals no less. I am finding it increasingly harder to get off my a$$ and go do anything. Gravity is definately increasing and everything is so blurry without my glasses on now that I feel like the Earth is wobbling more then it used too. I wonder if these events could be linked?

 

[mlayers]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

You think 40 is bad wait until you hit 50.

 

[johnnycat]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

You are most right!!! My waist is getting smaller and my gut overhang is increasing. Gotta be something wrong!! But, I think the problem is the wife...I keep telling her to quit washing my clothes in hot water.

 

[mlayers]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

I feel for you there johnnycat I am in the same boat. I have lost 30 lbs this year and I think it has left everywhere except my belly.....Matt

 

[mamabear]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

ya just have to take a look at my body to come up w/ the answer to that!

 

[Goodyguy]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

You think 40 is bad wait until you hit 50.

You think 50 is bad just wait until you hit 60.

 

[TiredIron]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

"Gettin' old ain't for sissies"......
Tirediron

 

[Saturna]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

You think 40 is bad wait until you hit 50.

You think 50 is bad just wait until you hit 60.

I have 40,40,40...
Now I'm looking for 50,50,50...
I have 50, now I'm looking for 60,60,60...
I have 60 from the gentleman in front,
Now I'm looking for 70,70,70... do I have 70...

 

[Born2Dtect]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

I am currently 49 and holding. I plan to stay this way the rest of my life, unless admitting I am older gets me something.

Ed D.

 

[stefen]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

Y'all may be suffering from gravity, however, I, myself, am suffering from sloping...

When I look down I can't see my feet, belt or any other thing because of that great slope

Do see crumbs though...like snow on a mountain crest

 

[scrubber]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

I am currently 49 and holding. I plan to stay this way the rest of my life, unless admitting I am older gets me something.

Ed D.

Well, it'll get ya senior discounts, but that's about it.

But watch out. When you see a young gal staring at you smiling...and you look back and smile...be prepared for her to say, "You know, you look just like my grandpa." That happened to me. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

scrubber

 

[jb7487]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

"You know, you look just like my grandpa."

Ouch!

The correct reply is: "So you have a hot and sexy grandpa?".

 

[Seamuss]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

I have never seen so many quitters in all my life. If your not six feet under, then your not six feet under. Stop talking like your in the gravity grave and talk about all the good life that you have left in you.

Nag, nag, nag, You sound just like my nagging old mother whom was SOUR on life before she croaked.Talk like your above ground instead of below ground with this gravity crap.

 

[extractor]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

Well just remember, nobody is middle aged until they start looking back on life instead of ahead.

Ummm, some of you might have to write that down.

LoL goodone !

 

[RGINN]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

At 55 I have noticed that everything is uphill both ways. We determined down at the beer joint the other night by applying 3.2 logic that the current gravitational pull of the moon, co-aligned with the relative barometric pressure, has combined with the effect of the Perseid meteor shower to produce this effect. It should fade away in a day or two. Who knows what's next.

 

[warsawdaddy]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

You think 40 is bad wait until you hit 50.

You think 50 is bad just wait until you hit 60.

I have 40,40,40...
Now I'm looking for 50,50,50...
I have 50, now I'm looking for 60,60,60...
I have 60 from the gentleman in front,
Now I'm looking for 70,70,70... do I have 70...

You got 70 here! Can we get a 80?

 

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

N O C O M M E N T ~~~!!

Don Jose de La Mancha

 

[warsawdaddy]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

N O C O M M E N T ~~~!!

Don Jose de La Mancha