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Jacques Chirac, the French president, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.
"hello mr. Chirac!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Bubba down at the stateline bar in ok. I am calling to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you.
"Well, Bubba," Chirac replied, this is indeed important news! how big is your Army?"
"Right now," says Bubba, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbor Stan, & the intire darts team from the bar, that makes eight!"
Chirac paused. " I must tell you paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my Army waiting to move on my command."
"Dang!" say's Bubba. "I'll have to call you back".
Sure enough, the next day, Bubba calls again. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some Infantry equiptment!"
" And what would that be Bubba?" Chirac asks.
"Well , we have two combines, a bulldozer, & Marphy's farm tractor."
Chirac sighs amused. "I must tell you Bubba, that I have 6,000 tanks, & 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased the Army to 150,000 since we last spoke."
"Holy Mackeral!" say's Bubba. "I'll get back to you."
Sure enough, Bubba rings again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves Airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-lite with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, & four boys from the Outcast bar have joined us as well!"
Chirac was silent for a moment & then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Bubba, that I have 100 bombers & 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-quided, surface to air missiles sites. & since we last spoke, I have increased my Army to 200,000!"
"Dang it!" says Bubba, 'i will call you back."
Sure enough, Bubba calls the next day. "Hello mr Chirac! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war."
"Really? I am sorry to hear that," says Chirac. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," says Bubba, 'we had a long chat over a few bottles of coors beer, & decided there is no way we can feed 200,000 French prisoners."
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"hello mr. Chirac!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Bubba down at the stateline bar in ok. I am calling to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you.
"Well, Bubba," Chirac replied, this is indeed important news! how big is your Army?"
"Right now," says Bubba, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbor Stan, & the intire darts team from the bar, that makes eight!"
Chirac paused. " I must tell you paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my Army waiting to move on my command."
"Dang!" say's Bubba. "I'll have to call you back".
Sure enough, the next day, Bubba calls again. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some Infantry equiptment!"
" And what would that be Bubba?" Chirac asks.
"Well , we have two combines, a bulldozer, & Marphy's farm tractor."
Chirac sighs amused. "I must tell you Bubba, that I have 6,000 tanks, & 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased the Army to 150,000 since we last spoke."
"Holy Mackeral!" say's Bubba. "I'll get back to you."
Sure enough, Bubba rings again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves Airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-lite with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, & four boys from the Outcast bar have joined us as well!"
Chirac was silent for a moment & then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Bubba, that I have 100 bombers & 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-quided, surface to air missiles sites. & since we last spoke, I have increased my Army to 200,000!"
"Dang it!" says Bubba, 'i will call you back."
Sure enough, Bubba calls the next day. "Hello mr Chirac! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war."
"Really? I am sorry to hear that," says Chirac. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," says Bubba, 'we had a long chat over a few bottles of coors beer, & decided there is no way we can feed 200,000 French prisoners."
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