Dang Splinters!!

kuger

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Splinters in her crotch.....

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she
started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get
all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection
Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down."
 

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It gets better.
The Doc said that she could file for a hearing to review her request.
But she should get a lawyer and it could take a couple of years just to get the environmental study report you will need to present your case to the hearing.

This is great.
 

...........and they couldnt irrigate the wound without a Engineered SWEPP Report,to prevent the eminent excessive turbidity,to the water
 

Being that the spotted owl attacked her does that not make her an environmental study area to determine if the owl has expanded its territory to her immediate domain?
They should also prevent future mining! :D
 

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