Confession?

[stefen]

Confession?

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing. The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts. Growing impatient, the priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin mate, there`s no toiletpaper in this one either."

 

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[truckinbutch]

Confession?

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing. The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts. Growing impatient, the priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin mate, there`s no toiletpaper in this one either."

 

[shaun7]

i am catholic and apparently.......stefen i think your going to hell for that

 

[aa battery]

i am catholic and apparently.......stefen i think your going to hell for that

 

[stefen]

 

[aa battery]

i am catholic and apparently.......stefen i think your going to hell for that

just my 2 cents but stefen only a catholic can go to hell by breaking thier own rules.

 

[shaun7]

i am catholic and apparently.......stefen i think your going to hell for that

just my 2 cents but stefen only a catholic can go to hell by breaking thier own rules.

yes but we can redeem ourselves by confessing and saying some hail mary's and an our father! so theres probably not too many catholics in hell, just a few who got caught by suprise i should think

 

[aa battery]

i am catholic and apparently.......stefen i think your going to hell for that

just my 2 cents but stefen only a catholic can go to hell by breaking thier own rules.

yes but we can redeem ourselves by confessing and saying some hail mary's and an our father! so theres probably not too many catholics in hell, just a few who got caught by suprise i should think

shaun i to am catholic but dont hold it against me

 

[stefen]

Hey!

Don't condemn the messenger, I don't write this stuff

 

[truckinbutch]

Hey!

Don't condemn the messenger, I don't write this stuff

Condemning you would be almost as blasphemous as me getting upset over redneck jokes.

 

[stefen]

Hey!

Don't condemn the messenger, I don't write this stuff

Condemning you would be almost as blasphemous as me getting upset over redneck jokes.