WV Hillbilly
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One morning after mother nature called
Pa noticed the outhouse hole was clear full
Pa goes into the house & tells Ma
The outhouse hole is full & I don't know what to do
Ma says , why don't you go ask that young fella
Down the road ? He's college educated you know
Pa goes & asks the fella if he knows what to do
He says sure , buy two sticks of dynamite
One with a short fuse & one with a long fuse
Light them & throw them down the outhouse hole
The one with the short fuse will go off first
Lifting the outhouse about 30 feet in the air
Then the second one will go off & scatter crap
All over the place , fertilizing your soil
Then the outhouse will come right back down on the hole
Pa went & bought two sticks of dynamite
One with a short fuse & one with a long fuse
Pa goes home , lights the fuses & throws the dynamite
Down the outhouse hole & runs behind a tree
Ma comes running out of the house & goes into the outhouse
The first stick of dynamite goes off blowing the outhouse into the air
The second stick goes off blowing crap everywhere
The outhouse comes crashing back down on the hole
Pa runs over , jerks the door open & says
Ma are you alright
Ma says , yea but I'm sure glad
I didn't fart in the kitchen
Pa noticed the outhouse hole was clear full
Pa goes into the house & tells Ma
The outhouse hole is full & I don't know what to do
Ma says , why don't you go ask that young fella
Down the road ? He's college educated you know
Pa goes & asks the fella if he knows what to do
He says sure , buy two sticks of dynamite
One with a short fuse & one with a long fuse
Light them & throw them down the outhouse hole
The one with the short fuse will go off first
Lifting the outhouse about 30 feet in the air
Then the second one will go off & scatter crap
All over the place , fertilizing your soil
Then the outhouse will come right back down on the hole
Pa went & bought two sticks of dynamite
One with a short fuse & one with a long fuse
Pa goes home , lights the fuses & throws the dynamite
Down the outhouse hole & runs behind a tree
Ma comes running out of the house & goes into the outhouse
The first stick of dynamite goes off blowing the outhouse into the air
The second stick goes off blowing crap everywhere
The outhouse comes crashing back down on the hole
Pa runs over , jerks the door open & says
Ma are you alright
Ma says , yea but I'm sure glad
I didn't fart in the kitchen
