Rich in Texas
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- Jun 23, 2003
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Well this is going to take a bit of set up. My father and I used to get each other gag gifts for Christmas and birthdays. This is a true story BTW. I would get him "old timer" shirts, hats, the kind of things that would say "older than dirt" and stuff like that. He began getting me the same things as I got older. Well one Christmas I couldn't help myself, I got him farting slippers. With each step it would sound like he was breaking wind. It drove my mom crazy that evening but he loved them! Since I was in from out of town and staying the night, I got to see it all. When it was time for bed my dad walked down the hall and with each step came that sound. My mom yelled down the hall "Clarence, take off those darn slippers!". He stopped and looked back with a big grin on his face and said, "Claudene, I'm not wearing them". I sprayed tea all over the coffee table and fell out of my chair! The slippers were still sitting next to the chair he had been sitting in!
