Cabin Fever Confessions: Woody Diggit and the Junk Pile (not for adults)

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From the land of the Bluenose.....well I finally got this pile of junk sorted out and thought that I would put it to good use and tell you a cabin fever fairy tale from the piles components. Just far too much time on my hands. Enjoy!
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Once upon a time there was a bouy named Woody Diggit who spent all his spare time a digging.
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Only trouble with this poor lad is that he didn't have a
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So he set forth on a quest to find the
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He went to his garage to select a set of wheels to begin his journey but some were aweful dirty or in need of major repairs.
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"Lord love a duck" said Woody but had to settle for
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He had to bite the
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and then had to
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up and they were on their way. Of course they had to stop at the bank for a little
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Putting on his
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and just enjoying the drive he got lost deep in thought and thought about finding the mother lode of
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We interrupt this Woody thought as I'm sure he was on the wrong channel and was thinking of this mother lode of
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Obviously poor Woody didnt have it all together so let's pray to
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that he could complete this epic quest.

Driving down the road at a good
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he saw some great sites including
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and a group of the "Usual Suspects"
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lurking aout.

Woody knew that he had the right
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to do the job but had to
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out that he didn't run out of time and had to report to work...there was just not any time to stop along side the river and
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He weighed his options carefully least his fate be sealed and the key not found.
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It was clear to Woody at this time that no one was going to
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feed him so he concentrated on the task at hand.

Big Bird turned the truck sharply and there it was the
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to solve the quest to unlock his heart! He immediately had visions of diamonds in his head and butterflies in his stomach.
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His years of living like a
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were over as there in the pile of the keys to life was not the one to unlock his heart but the reason for having one. A lovely daughter
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and a loving
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who lets Woody Diggit diggit when ever he can so he can be....happily ever after..the mother lode!
 

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This is one of the best threads I have read in a long time! Way too funny and I can tell you have cabin fever bad! I dont know if it needs to be moved to Comedy Central or Best of Tnet!
Thanks for the smiles!
 

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Leslie,
That has to be one of the best posts I've seen since I joined. Simply fantastic!!!
Can we look forward to seeing part 2?
Great job.
-MM-
 

This was a remarkable read...loved it. Now just where did you find the MD figurine that's in photo #1? ;D

;) RR
 

You're always entertaining, Leslie! Thanks for the smiles. :)

What the heck is the thing with the alligator clips on each end of the ball chain? ::) ::)
 

Great story Les. I love the pictures. Where's Mr Bud and his friends???
 

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