JOe L
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- Aug 24, 2007
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- Minelab X-Terra Pro.
- Primary Interest:
- Relic Hunting
'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'
Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week
bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his
birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his
usual and brings over a Miller.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How
did she know that you drink Miller?'
'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I
always have a Miller at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms
around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby.
Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can
slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to
explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but
his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of
her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you picked up a
real bitch this time.'
Bob's funeral will be on Friday.
Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week
bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his
birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his
usual and brings over a Miller.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How
did she know that you drink Miller?'
'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I
always have a Miller at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms
around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby.
Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can
slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to
explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but
his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of
her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you picked up a
real bitch this time.'
Bob's funeral will be on Friday.
