carajou
Jr. Member
Seems to me that people are always in the mood to declare others to be law breakers when there are no laws to be broken. So, while certain people are a little up-in-arms about my proposed shooting of an officially-declared-to-be-a-mythological animal, otherwise known as Bigfoot, I'm going to go out on a limb and propose the following be done a'fore any new laws magically appear on the books by those who cannot wait for their legislature to do the same for real:
We need an expedition to Scotland, with one of those diabolical drift nets, for the purpose of capturing that pesky monster Nessie. I betcha there's a fortune to be made (just once!) for either the exhibit of such an animal at Sea World (with Shamu), or several tons worth of high-protien steaks. If Scotland's too expensive, there's that Pogo thing up in British Columbia, Champ in Lake Champlain, or any number of other lake monsters across the continent. If killing or displaying it is out of the question, then I'm for tagging an ear, putting a transmitter around it's neck, and painting a number on its butt.
We need an expedition to the Congo, deepinhearta darkest Africa. You see, scientists world-wide are laughing there heads off at reports of a dinosaur swimming about the lakes there, and we need to drop a carcass at their front door. If killing it or making it do tricks with a ball is out of the question, then I'm for tagging an ear, placing a transmitter around it's neck, and painting a big number on its butt.
We need an expedition to Puerto Rico. There's this chupacabra-thingy roaming around, grabbing goats and draining their blood. But we do have to be careful about setting humain traps and using rock salt in the shotguns, just in case these chupacabras are a bunch of kids in Gothic-drag on the farms, listening to Pink Floyd or Black Sabbath or similar rotgut like that there. If such kids are captured, can we tag them, place transmitters on their necks, and paint numbers on their butts?
We need an expedition to go deepinahearta Texas. We've got to film a wild jackalope in it's native habitat, which could very well mean undercover work at one of the local strip joints in central Fort Worth.
Capturing any of these denizens of the fantasticorical imagination will be worth a fortune (which is what treasure hunters seek anyway), and it would bring lots of "see-I-told-you-so's" to the critics. Only ceereeus intrepid adventurers need aply. And who knows...there could be the occasional gold nugget to be found nearby!
We need an expedition to Scotland, with one of those diabolical drift nets, for the purpose of capturing that pesky monster Nessie. I betcha there's a fortune to be made (just once!) for either the exhibit of such an animal at Sea World (with Shamu), or several tons worth of high-protien steaks. If Scotland's too expensive, there's that Pogo thing up in British Columbia, Champ in Lake Champlain, or any number of other lake monsters across the continent. If killing or displaying it is out of the question, then I'm for tagging an ear, putting a transmitter around it's neck, and painting a number on its butt.
We need an expedition to the Congo, deepinhearta darkest Africa. You see, scientists world-wide are laughing there heads off at reports of a dinosaur swimming about the lakes there, and we need to drop a carcass at their front door. If killing it or making it do tricks with a ball is out of the question, then I'm for tagging an ear, placing a transmitter around it's neck, and painting a big number on its butt.
We need an expedition to Puerto Rico. There's this chupacabra-thingy roaming around, grabbing goats and draining their blood. But we do have to be careful about setting humain traps and using rock salt in the shotguns, just in case these chupacabras are a bunch of kids in Gothic-drag on the farms, listening to Pink Floyd or Black Sabbath or similar rotgut like that there. If such kids are captured, can we tag them, place transmitters on their necks, and paint numbers on their butts?
We need an expedition to go deepinahearta Texas. We've got to film a wild jackalope in it's native habitat, which could very well mean undercover work at one of the local strip joints in central Fort Worth.
Capturing any of these denizens of the fantasticorical imagination will be worth a fortune (which is what treasure hunters seek anyway), and it would bring lots of "see-I-told-you-so's" to the critics. Only ceereeus intrepid adventurers need aply. And who knows...there could be the occasional gold nugget to be found nearby!
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